After the kindergarten parent meeting comes the scheduled school visit. This is when your child comes to the school at a set time with a small group of other incoming kindergarteners. They go away with some of the kindergarten teachers and participate in various activities (listening, reading, coloring, etc). This gives the teachers a chance to see how the children interact and they get a basic idea of what their skill levels are.
Little Man was super excited about visiting his new school. I talked him through it several times, reminding him that he’d go off to a different room with the teachers and other children while I stayed behind with the parents and principal. I reminded him to listen to his teachers and that they would bring him back to where I was when they were done. He picked out the clothes he wanted to wear and chatted cheerfully as we walked through the front door. He was raring to go until some of the other children arrived… then he got a bit shy. I expected that, and continued to talk to him about what to expect and how much fun it would be. He was a bit apprehensive when the group was ready to go, but went along without incident and I let out a little sigh of relief. After all, I know how super awesome he is, and soon his potential teachers would know it, too.
Then I shuffled off into the parent meeting, which was certain to be less fun. Don’t get me wrong, everyone was pleasant enough and was happy to answer all our questions (if you’ve ever had a child start kindergarten, you know there are quite a few questions ranging from basic information gathering to outright paranoia). With us we schlepped the big fat packets we received at the Parent Night (see Kindergarten Part One) containing a half an inch of all manner of forms which we had (more or less) dutifully completed between that day and this one. Forms about me, forms about him, forms about health and residency and the PTA. So many forms that I had to fill them out a few at a time as my hand was getting crampy (funny how I used to be able to write forever, but now that I’ve become so dependent on my laptop anything more than a paragraph or two sends my muscles into spasms and my handwriting into the toilet).
Truthfully, there were forms, or parts of forms, that I set aside to deal with later. As a Single Mother by Choice, I began to wonder how to answer some of the questions. One question from the after school program (which is not run by the school) asked me to indicate my relationship status. My choices were: “married,” “separated,” “divorced,” “living together,” and “prefer not to answer.” Since I was none of the first four, my only other option was the latter, which was untrue—I did PREFER to answer, but did not have an option applicable to me. Being particularly sensitive to this issue, I also wondered what gay/lesbian couples might indicate. “Living together” would seem the closest choice for them, although certainly not adequately descriptive of their relationship, and ‘civil union’ was not an option (although legal in our state). I was particularly disturbed by the options because the after school program is run by a woman’s organization–you’d think they’d be a bit more cognizant of the different types of families that exist. For my purposes, I refused to check “prefer not to answer” and instead created my own check box with the word “single” next to it, checked it off and highlighted it in yellow. Take that!
The second stumbling block came on the same form (and also came up in some forms that came directly from the school), where I was asked: “does your child have any siblings?”
Well, hmm. How to answer this question? I assumed that their intent was to seek information on other siblings living your home with you and your child. Which, in our case, would be ‘no.’ However, the fact of the matter is that he does have siblings. They are not full siblings, but they are technically related and he does know about them, has even met one of them. I didn’t want to lie, but I also didn’t want to confuse the truth. Argh!
All these forms are designed to reflect relevant, database worthy information on the incoming class. Most of them capture extremely basic information, although a few were open ended inquiries seeking a bit more personal information, such as “which discipline style does your child respond best to?” followed by a list of several options. Being a Gemini and knowing my child as I do, the answer to a question like this is generally ‘all of the above.’ For example, sometimes I can speak quietly to him to correct his behavior, sometimes positive reinforcement works, and sometimes I just have to scream my fool head off.
God bless the people who design these forms in an effort to get to know our children; I know they are trying very hard to get parents to talk about their kids. In these little rectangles, I am tasked with creating an outline of the remarkable little boy that I’ve spend nearly 5 years raising. For a wordy girl like me, this is a nearly impossible feat.
Luckily (or not), our packet contained a lovely lavender flyer titled: “A Message from the Principal, Class Placement for 2011-2012.” On this flyer, the principal invited parents to “write a letter about your child for 2011-2012 placement purposes.” Letters would be used during the creation of the class lists and we were asked to adhere to the following guidelines: tell us about your child, don’t request a specific teacher, don’t ask to be placed in a class with current friends (it was noted that this would be considered in passing only and would not be a major consideration in placement), and get your letter in by the deadline. The principal’s closing lines were:
“So, begin the reflection process. Jot little notes to yourself. Make a strong cup of coffee and sit down at the computer one night to compose your masterpiece. Then place it in an envelope addressed to your child’s teacher. We promise to do our best!”
Are you kidding me? This was a dream come true! I could write a whole letter about my Little Man? Sa-weet!! I stretched my arms, cracked my knuckles, and prepared for the challenge.
I filled the space all around the margins of the flyer with notes to myself . What did I want to say about Little Man? What was most important? How could I best convey his personality? His strengths? His weaknesses?
I found it just as easy to gush about his good points as to dish about his bad ones. He’s not a total angel, but certainly is no devil. Sweet and kind but hard-headed and sassy. How to balance the presentation so as not to give impression that he’s a pain in the ass, but also not that I think he can do no wrong.
I hemmed and hawed and thought and composed little snippets in my head. And I put it off for as long as possible. The night before our kindergarten visit (when I would have to turn my letter in) I was up until midnight crafting my words, carving them out, molding and shaping them into an impression of my soon-to-be kindergartener.
I opened with a brief explanation of our family structure, then launched into my description: joyful, funny, creative, affectionate, and a list of the things he likes, which is almost everything. He is just as comfortable playing dress-up or creating macaroni art, as he is reading a book, writing a story, building with blocks or playing with dinosaurs. From there I talked about his weaknesses, although I admit I found myself using lots of hedging words here: sometimes, occasionally, seems. He is my baby, after all!
I read it, re-read it, printed it, read it again, edited it again, re-printed it. What had I missed? Had I said too much? Not enough? Well, to be honest, I hardly think I’d be accused of “not enough.” I managed to squeeze 865 words onto a single page by annihilating the margins and using a tighter font. But did it say everything that needed to be said? I could not believe the angst that went into this! I hope that I did my Little Man justice.
The hour was late and a big day lay ahead for us both, so I finally had to put it, and me, to bed. I concluded my letter thusly:
“So there, in a nutshell, is my amazing son. I have planted the seeds of learning, love and life, and pass him now to your tender care, to help me nourish his mind, body and spirit, and cultivate the incredible human being he is meant to be. I hope that you enjoy having him in your life as much as I enjoy having him in mine.
Thank you so much for all you do. I hope this letter is helpful and look forward to working with you in the coming year.”
Stay tuned for Part Three! 🙂